One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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