Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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