what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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