i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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