I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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