You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
her facebook's as public as her vagina
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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