i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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