i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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