There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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