i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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