shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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