on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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