Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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