I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My butt remains clenched, sir.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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