is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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