It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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