this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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