Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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