No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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