I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
