just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You don't make any sense
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