You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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