why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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