he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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