Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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