How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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