For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?