We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse