in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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