Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen