We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Randomize
