you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
