Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
what food is Colorado known for?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.