My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
id be glad to
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
NoShamevember. You game?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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