it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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