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dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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