I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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