I wanna bring you to show and tell
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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