The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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