Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
420 ftw
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
dude i'm inner monologue high
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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