'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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