Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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