I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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