RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Randomize
