Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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