therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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