bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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