It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think my fart just growled at me.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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