Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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