just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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