Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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