The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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