This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize